walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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