After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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