So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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