it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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