I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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