do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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