That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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