her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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