I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She needs sedatives and a leash
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize