party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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