So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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