Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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