Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
