I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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