He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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