Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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