as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i think i just lost a toe
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