uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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