nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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