Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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