I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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