check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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