Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My life is pants optional.
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