Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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