First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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