you would pick up someone in the library
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
MIDGETS
????
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
