I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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