what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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