love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
