wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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