The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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