OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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