normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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