Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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