So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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