You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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