White coat. Heels.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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