"it" just moved
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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