Walk of Shame today included voting.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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