i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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