so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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