Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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