Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I think people are normalizing furries
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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