That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
What a dumb baby whore.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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