You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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