Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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