Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
