What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
