I got chris browned last night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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