2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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