I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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