Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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